I am exactly in the centre of the living room.
Outside, beyond the glass, in the rain forest, are many many many many many many many many many many spiders. The same species as the ones used in the film 'arachnophobia'.
And some have got in.
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Dude, you *might* need to get over that. Can't really stand exactly in the centre of the great outdoors.
ReplyDeletehaha I know! It's so stupid!
ReplyDeleteI caught my self grinning today at the irony: we drove past the "Avondale primary school" big sign which had a huge Avondale spider as its badge.
Avondale is so famous after its spider featured in the film that they have also built giant spiders mounted on the roofs tops.
This would normally be terrifying, but the sheer irony of starting here, in this town, has just turned the phobia into a kind of uncontrollable nervous kinda of giggle. This is only the kind of thing which could happen to a select group of idiots.
But I guess if there's spiders, there's spiders. And I just have to deal with it. And why not start with an internationally recognised scary motherf****r.